January 2009
i hate snow!!!
So I just got home from boston about 2 hours ago. I left there at freaking 10 am this morning. So yes, let’s figure this out. 10 am -> 9 pm. ELEVEN FUCKING HOURS. Going down I made it in 3.5. My driver’s side wiper kept falling off in the snow, so I’d have to pull over and stick it back on. Then on 93 north I drove 10 mph for TWO HOURS. I made it TWENTY MILES IN...
December 2008
Dubai sex-on-beach offender: I was naive - CNN.com →
oh gross, it’s always the gross ones who do shit like this.
leeshiebean:
I need to stop wasting my day off by spending it on the computer. See, this is why I hate staying up late. Then I sleep in, but can’t sleep in too late because my body doesn’t like to, so then I’m still half tired so I sit in bed all day with my laptop and watch Full House reruns. What I really need to do is shower and grocery shop. Bleh… okay, fine, I’ll go. But after this...
I have this bad habit
of not opening cards when I get them. I just found the Christmas card my boss gave me a few weeks ago and I opened it. There are 2 movie tickets in there! Awww, she is nice. I will miss her :(
radiohead
the first 20 seconds of Videotape convey my ambivalence right now.
Andrew McMahon: A Look Back →
leeshiebean:
Oh, I’ll always adore young Andrew with the floppy blonde hair.
omg, the hair! hahahaha! floppy doesn’t even begin to describe it!!!
billy joel
for once I am not in the mood for him!!!!!
BOO-stin
So it’s 2:39 here right now, and I’m hungry enough to eat the proverbial ass end out of a skunk. You would think since I’m in boston, SOMETHING… ANYTHING would be open? But nooooo… not on a Sunday-PseudoMonday.
boo you boston, you let me down, and I’m too lazy to google to see if anything is ACTUALLY open. :( Why can’t you just flash bat-signals into...
“you had me at typo”
– :)
“Listen, I’d love to discuss this with you, buddy, but right now you have...”
– You Suck by Christopher Moore
I freaking LOVE
theenormousemptiness:
mmothershipqk:
amandoline:
grossing boys out by talking about poop.
GUESS WHAT BOYS!
I love to poop! on a regular basis! I make an event out of it. I bring my laptop with me and tumble while I do the number two. Its just such a great time. No one can even interupt me because they sure don’t want to come in the bathroom! hahaha!!
i love taking shits also. especially...
“Instead, I did none of these things. It was now five in the afternoon and I was...”
– Augusten Burroughs - Possible Side Effects
this summarizes my trip to MA haha
Margot and the Nuclear So & Sos - Broadripple...
aaaalicia
alicia: yo dawg i herd you like mental doods so we put a hotel near a mental hospital so you can sleep while mental doods escape AND EAT YOU
Chyna Taken to the Hospital - TMZ.com →
oh god no!!!!!!!!
what would the world do without chyna??
burrito
despite eating a burrito that was roughly the size of my forearm, I am still freaking STARVING.
oh my god. I am tempted to go out and get a whole pizza and eat it in the car on my way back here.
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