February 2010
January 2010
went to the dr today
because my employer thinks something that was a non-issue 7 years ago is now an issue (but really continues to be a non-issue).
I got an EKG, a tetanus shot, cholesterol test, a prescription for migraines, and my thumb wart frozen off.
ALSO! Lost over 50 lbs since I left NY at the end of March.
“No one should go broke because they chose to go to college.”
– President Barack Obama (via think4yourself)
Y'all missed out on it tonight, but...
leeshiebean:
next time there is a State of the Union, play this song with your tv on mute while Obama makes his entrance. It’s awesome.
universallychallenged:
lickystickypickyme:
Hating on Mac’s makes you as much of a PC SHEEP as Mac fanboys, ION. No H8. Is all I say. No H8.
i love all the mac vs PC wankerism. Both sides are completely convinced that they’re right and the other is wrong.
meanwhile, those of us that exist happily using BOTH mac and PCs can sit back and relax, supreme in the knowledge that we are surrounded...
little raise
my 4% raise at the beginning of the year + now that I work sundays = an extra $350/month in my paycheck. not too shabby! I can’t wait for the extra ~8% I’m gonna be getting in a few weeks when I get fully certified in the tower!
i found you, miss magoo
Hoooooray
I found my insurance card hiding next to my bag of pharma pens
Katie: oh man
colts just won
and they're shooting off fireworks
i can see them from my house
I must be a pyrotechnics expert
dear crazy colts fans in Indy,
please do not smash my car windows out just because I have new york plates. I am not a Jets fan! I don’t even really like football, so please just leave my car alone!
kthx KT
if you were my insurance card, where would you be?
ughhhh
someone’s car alarm has been going off since 3 am this morning. it’s now noon. how the hell has the battery not died yet?
i’m bout ready to LOSE IT!!!!!!!!!
how is it possible
I was at work for 8 hours and only have a page of new tumbls?? usually I have like 20 or 30?!
Interesting Tricks of the Body
think4yourself:moltingredleaves: sacagawea: amyjowisehart: jewdar: somethingintellectual: [via]
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your...
CVS has self-checkouts now.
ohhleary:
This would have come in quite handy 11 years ago when I clumsily went into a CVS with my girlfriend to buy condoms for the very first time and came up with an elaborate story that we would discuss at the checkout counter of how we were “buying them for a friend as a gag gift.”
funny, I went in Kroger today to get some advil and I noticed they keep them in a locked cabinet. Way to...
Akinator, the Web Genius →
this thing is horrifying. it correctly guessed I was thinking of carlton banks :(
